Strain: Jack Herer
Potency Analysis: TTL 21.77% THC 21.77% CBD 0% THCA 19.09%
Packaging: 6" x 3 1/2" clear plastic, mylar-backed rip-top zip-top bag
Store: 420 Holiday - Longview, WA
"Given to our grower by Jack Herer's son, this is the real deal" says the label. I doubt anyone's making that statement without being able to back it up. I looked into the free hoodie - you get it with 10 packages. Not a bad deal, really! There's more to the label - like the lab results. Those I'm just not sure about. Converted total? No CBGs? I do wish this was formatted differently. Show us THC, THCa, d9THC, CBD, CBDa, CBG, and a grand total. That's what we want - need - to know!
The good news is this is FUCKING AMAZING MARIJUANA. Amazing!
The crystals are just so thick and the orange hairs are so rich they stick together. It's a relatively dense nugget, and breaking it up left my fingers coated in crystals and hairs. Sticky and fresh. The nuggets took a bit of work to get apart, they were so tight.
The smell is super potent, very citrusy and sharp. There's a deep pine aroma underneath it all and it seriously spread and stuck around.
Flavors were deep in this, and I'll be honest.. I had to smoke 3 fat bowls of this before I felt I could pin down the taste. Bowl #4 was just because I wanted to get very stoned. Maybe all of them. Whatever. It was very carbony, and smokey. Some light floral notes, and a ridiculously deep pine-pitch flavor that was hard to place under the rest. This would vape way better than burn. I'll find out tomorrow, I bet!
Overall the high had me good. Very precise and interested. Truly an engaging high. I was following every single detail of Star Trek TNG. I started re-watching, only on S1E8: The Battle. This is the one where Ferangi bring Picard's old abandoned ship from dereliction and "gift" it to him to honor a battle at which he blasted a Ferangi ship.
Also, I got insane munchies. I made my wife drive me on a late night run to the shitty McDonald's nearby. Lo and behold, they forgot my pies again, and don't answer when I called.
I believe this is the real deal Jack Herer. I have every reason to believe it so.