Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Jack Herer - Cedar Creek Cannabis

Brand: Cedar Creek Cannabis
Strain: Jack Herer
Sativa-dominant Hybrid


Potency Analysis: TTL 21.77% THC 21.77% CBD 0% THCA 19.09%

Harvested: 06/05/2015
Smoked: 07/21/2015

Packaging: 6" x 3 1/2" clear plastic, mylar-backed rip-top zip-top bag
Cost: $15/gram
Store: 420 Holiday - Longview, WA

"Given to our grower by Jack Herer's son, this is the real deal" says the label.  I doubt anyone's making that statement without being able to back it up.  I looked into the free hoodie - you get it with 10 packages.  Not a bad deal, really!  There's more to the label - like the lab results.  Those I'm just not sure about.  Converted total? No CBGs? I do wish this was formatted differently.  Show us THC, THCa, d9THC, CBD, CBDa, CBG, and a grand total.  That's what we want - need - to know!

The good news is this is FUCKING AMAZING MARIJUANA.  Amazing!

The crystals are just so thick and the orange hairs are so rich they stick together.  It's a relatively dense nugget, and breaking it up left my fingers coated in crystals and hairs.  Sticky and fresh.  The nuggets took a bit of work to get apart, they were so tight.

The smell is super potent, very citrusy and sharp.  There's a deep pine aroma underneath it all and it seriously spread and stuck around.

Flavors were deep in this, and I'll be honest.. I had to smoke 3 fat bowls of this before I felt I could pin down the taste.  Bowl #4 was just because I wanted to get very stoned.  Maybe all of them.  Whatever.  It was very carbony, and smokey.  Some light floral notes, and a ridiculously deep pine-pitch flavor that was hard to place under the rest.  This would vape way better than burn.  I'll find out tomorrow, I bet!

Overall the high had me good.  Very precise and interested.  Truly an engaging high. I was following every single detail of Star Trek TNG.  I started re-watching, only on S1E8: The Battle.  This is the one where Ferangi bring Picard's old abandoned ship from dereliction and "gift" it to him to honor a battle at which he blasted a Ferangi ship.

Also, I got insane munchies.  I made my wife drive me on a late night run to the shitty McDonald's nearby.  Lo and behold, they forgot my pies again, and don't answer when I called.

I believe this is the real deal Jack Herer.  I have every reason to believe it so.

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