Strain: JV Ranch
Potency Analysis: TTL 18.02% THC 0.37% CBD 0.14% THCA 21.12%
Cost: $15/gram + 15% discount!
Store: the Freedom Market in Longview, WA
Packaging: 5" x 3.75" clear plastic mylar-backed rip-top zip-top bag
I got this when I ran into the JV Ranch owners at the Longview Freedom Market. They were really cool and spent lots of time talking to many, many customers about their delicious, beautiful, cared-for marijuana. That's a store packed full of people who are buying delicious marijuana. They offered a 15% discount for all their marijuana that day, and it was moving! Seriously great marijuana!
This marijuana, at first, smells very much like fresh growing veggies. Like bean shoots or baby lettuce. When you break it it becomes very pungent and seriously diesel. It's an enchanting smell with a lustiness to it.
The buds is pretty tight and dense for something 50/50 hybrid. It breaks down to a relatively consistent, nicely moist texture. This would make excellent joint weed, but a joint of this might be a bit much. Crystals are everywhere.
Everything about the flavor of this is berry - red berries to me - and delicious vegetative marijuana side-notes after the exhale. The flavor stuck in the mouth for a very long time.
The high on this was equal parts cerebral and physical. I got relaxed in the limbs and a good dopey-interested feeling mentally. It's a good thing that typing doesn't require too much movement or else after the Pink I would not have been able to do much of anything. John of JV Ranch told me the Pink has been grown for medicine for 10 years. I absolutely believe it and this Pink is clearly good medicine. It did make me very unmotivated the second and third times I smoked this.
It's nothing short of ballsy to print a description of a high or flavor on your packaging. JV Ranch does that - for something so interpretative, you better feel serious about what you're printing. In this case, the uplift and fast effect were absolutely accurate. Every part of this description (very tiny on the packaging) is exactly accurate.
This was an exceptional, overall satisfying and delicious marijuana experience. I mentioned in previous posts, on twitter, and my podcast, that I hang out in a website called plug.dj to listen to music videos and chat with other Ents associated to /r/trees. In there someone invited me to play a game. I spent like 2 hours stoned off my ass playing Pretend You're Xyzzy - a Cards Against Humanity clone with random ents. I dominated one round, and had a decisive victory. It was a great time with marijuana and a game!