Strain: Alaskan Thunder Fuck (Pre-rolled)
Potency Analysis: TTL 23% THC 23% CBD 0.24%
Cost: $8 / 0.7g conical pre-rolled joint
Store: the Freedom Market in Kelso, WA
Packaging: 4.5" blue plastic conical tube with red plastic stopper
Opening this tube up, the smell is amazing, like warm sunshine wrapped in paper. It's a great smell out of a pre-roll, to be honest.
As soon as we fired this joint up, you could smell it. It was a cringey smell as I burned off the tip of the joint and fired it up. There's a flavor like the inside of a 90's Centrum vitamin bottle. On the exhale, there was a strong sagey flavor, with bitter vegetative dryness, like rotting grass left in the sun. The aftertaste is all in the cheap, nasty paper they wrapped this flower in.
The first hit was disgusting, my wife's experience was ruined. She all but wretched on the greasy, chemical tasting paper. As I finished the joint, it did acquire a slightly sweet flavor from some released terpenes. The exhale
The high was quick - like a light slingshot to the back of the head. It hit very quickly and roughly. This was a rumbly, anxious, grouchy kind of buzz and didn't last long at all. After effects included a mild headache.
Overall, the paper ruined this. I don't know what it is, but it's a thing. The flower on it's own tasted good, and the high indicates UV light-exposed marijuana with a high THC-v content.