Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Pineapple Express (Pre-rolled) - Pinnacle Northwest (PNW)

Brand: Pinnacle Northwest (PNW)
Strain: Pineapple Express
Sativa-dominant Hybrid

Potency Analysis: TTL 20.8% THC 19.6% CBD 0.2% THCV 0.1% CBC: 0.9%

Harvested: 05/00/2015
Smoked: 07/21/2015

Packaging: 5 3/4" x 3 1/2" clear plastic, mylar-backed rip-top zip-top bag
Cost: $7.50 each ($15 for 2-pack)
Store: 420 Holiday - Longview, WA

Yet another near-mythical strain - this one entrenched in the title of that decent movie!  Like that movie, this is just decent.

The reason there's a split joint is that I wanted to see if it really was all flower like the label claims.  After my investigation, I'd say it is, for the most part, made from flower.  I mean, it's decent looking pot too - with just a bit of crystal left after what seems to be lots of shaking.  There's a bit of leaf and trimmy bits, but that's no different than getting buds with nice crystally small leaves.  

The smell on the joints is generally just a dry herbal pot smell.  Nothing fancy at all.  

Overall the smoke was bland, and generally not very tasty.  It was dry, and harsh.  The flavors were primarily dry rough herbs and very bitter.  The exhale was rough and heavily carbony.  Overall, it got resiny very fast, but that just lead to even more carbon-rich, rough smoke.

The high was fast and choppy, but decently cloudy.  There's no doubt I got high, and felt dopey and dumb.  It was decent.  I laughed at stupid things and got some munchies afterward.  It was barely an hour, after smoking one of these 'stingers'.

The one I cut apart,  I put to the side for maybe including in a joint some point in the future.  I generally don't smoke joints, and I definitely don't want this in a glass bowl. 

Overall, very much unimpressed.  I've had some outstanding Pre-rolled joints recently, and this is just a let down. 

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