Monday, October 17, 2016

Alaskan Thunder F*ck - High Frequency Farms at North Bay MJ

Alaskan Thunder F*ck - High Frequency Farms at North Bay MJ
Heather, a core member of the team at this amazing shop up in the Key Peninsula, told me that this is one of the best ever value brands. $10 grams, and I mean, cannabis in a little baggie like this? Being honest, my first thought was, "Is this even in spec to i502 requirements?" It is.

Opening up this bag, I am thunderfucked. This smells like Fruity Pebbles, if they were made from all natural ingredients by a super gourmet dessert chef. Maybe that chef was trained from birth to make robust smelling desserts as part of a secret guild of dessertiers running back for millennia, maybe not.

The flower itself looks somewhat wild, and has intense amounts of sugar leaf. You can see how potent that leaf is and how deeply encrusted in trichomes this whole bud is. It's insanely crusted. I'd leave this sweetleaf on too.

On the inhale, the Fruity Pebbles explosive flavor comes through completely. There's even a creaminess to the smoke that is evocative of a milk with cereal effect. Maybe that was something subliminal, from the aroma. I don't know, but it was magnificent. The flower burned super clean, white ash and flavor the end end end of the bowl.

The high is heady and attentive, hitting right away. This straightened out the cerebral cortex and had us on tippy toes. This is up and down the center, pulsing energy. The uplift on this is magnificent and it has great energy.

Overall, this is an exceptional introduction to this value brand, and the quality is surprising! Legs were decent, flavor is everything, effect is huge, price is low! That packaging kind of gets me. Otherwise, this get shit done weed is a great and I'll be back for more.

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